About
About TOTALED
Every time Gunner posts anything, somebody in the comments types "Bugattis are built different, bro." He could post a video of himself eating cereal and somebody would type it.
So he bought one, to find out if it's true or if it's just a thing people type. His friend filmed it, and Dent drove.
Where does the money come from?
There's a bag.
That's the whole answer. The camera guy has asked thirty-one times.
Who's who
Gunner, the camera guy, Dent, Bagel Media, and Ridge Calloway with Big Loretta, RIP.
Questions
Where does the money come from?
There's a bag.
Where does the bag come from?
The office. When Gunner needs money he goes in there.
Who puts the money in the bag?
It's kind of an answer. It's a big bag.
How many bags are there?
Gunner doesn't really count them.
Does the camera guy get paid?
Out of the same bag Gunner bought the car with. The zipper's broken.
Is everybody okay?
Everybody's fine. There's a blur on it, so you can't really tell, but they're fine.
Why does Dent have the key?
He's the driver. You give the key to whoever's driving, that's just how keys work.
Is Dent Insurance a real company?
They gave us the code.
Can I get a picture with Gunner?
No.
Is any of this real?
Every number we say out loud is real, and we checked. Everyone in it is made up, and nothing on this site is for sale.
Business inquiries
Brands, press and Bagel Media.
