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Everybody's fine. There's a blur on it.

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People we hit

The camera guy started this list. It's on the fridge, and Gunner thinks it's a high score. Tap a blur to check on someone.

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Everybody we've hit, as of episode 1. One point a person, every time.
#	Who	Score	Gunner says	Status
1	Football team (8)Men's league. Test 4, at 261 mph. They held the line the first time, at 236.	8	"They're fine."	Fine
2	Security guySave-A-Bunch parking lot. The night we took the speed bump, and the night we brought it back. Neck brace the second time.	2	"He works there."	Fine
3	KyleBagel Media. In the driveway, then under the rocket. He asked for a picture both times.	2	"They were in the driveway."	Fine
4	TrevBagel Media. Same two times as Kyle. He brought the bagels.	2	"See? They're fine."	Fine
5	Porta-potty guyThe county bridge job. Test 3, when we borrowed the crane. The keys were in it.	1	"He was almost done."	Fine
6	The pigIt's on the list.	1	Nothing.	Fine
×	DentDoesn't count	0	"He's a crash test dummy. That's kind of the whole point of him."	Fine
	Total High score!!	16

The list on the fridge, headed PEOPLE WE HIT in blue pen. Dent is crossed out in red marker with DOESN'T COUNT, and HIGH SCORE!! runs across the bottom.

The original

Blue pen is the camera guy. Red marker is Gunner. The star at the bottom is also Gunner.