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Dent Insurance claims center

Dent's claims

Dent has been with Dent Insurance since Tuesday, the week they started covering parts. You mail them the part and they mail you tape. Paid out so far: $0.00.

Parts in their original spot

After episode 1

4 of 6

Episode 2, so far

2 of 6

  • HeadOriginal
  • TorsoOriginal, for now
  • LegsIn the shop wall
  • Left armTaped on
  • Right armTaped on backwards
  • ThumbGone, ep 0
Dent, the crash test dummy, giving a thumbs up.

Claims

He filed the episode 1 damage first. Dent Insurance calls that pre-existing.

  1. #1

    Thumb

    Episode 0, a pickup off a 30-story roof. It came off on impact and nobody found it.

    Denied: pre-existing
  2. #2

    Left arm

    Episode 1. It came off at the speed bump and again under the rocket. The camera guy found it in the soybeans the first time.

    Answered with tape
  3. #3

    Right hand

    Episode 1, test 4. Broken off to get the speed key out of the concrete.

    Denied: it was already concrete
  4. #4

    All of him

    Episode 1, twice in concrete: the car wash, then on top of the van.

    Answered with tape
  5. #5

    Both arms

    Episode 2, hover test 3. They stayed in the hatch when he climbed out. Mailed in under the new parts plan; they came back with a note, and Gunner taped them on, one backwards.

    Withdrawn. By the post office.
  6. #6

    Legs

    Episode 2, hover test 2. The tank spun like a top and his legs flew out of the hatch and stuck in the side of the shop.

    Pending: take a number
  7. #7

    Coming in episode 2

    Status: on a lance.

    Not out yet
  8. #8

    Coming in episode 2

    Status: in a quarry.

    Not out yet

Gunner, reading the noteInsufficient postage. Also, please stop.

The camera guyHow many stamps is an arm?

GunnerEleven. Twelve if it's waving.

Not covered: fire, water, gravity, Gunner.

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Paying in cash

The delivery guy, sitting on the edge of a flatbed, counting bills.

Counted so far

0

He's counting.

$3,000,000 in hundreds is 30,000 bills. At one a second that's 8 hours and 20 minutes, and he has to count it, because that's how cash works.