The cast
Everyone in TOTALED is made up, and most of them have been hit by something.
Host, owner, not a thief
He tells the camera things nobody should say calmly, in the same flat voice he uses for everything else. He has never asked a question.
"Everybody wants to know where the money comes from. And honestly it's not that interesting."
Camera, drone, the list on the fridge
He's the only person on the farm with common sense, and nobody listens to him. His car is under a tank.
"I would like it on the record that I said this was a bad idea."
Driver
He has never spoken and he has never complained. So far he has lost a thumb, an arm twice, a hand, his legs and both arms, and episode 2 isn't finished with him.
His claims" "
Bagel Media, host
Found the farm on Google Earth and drove out. He has asked Gunner for a picture with every disaster so far, and the answer has been no every time.
"Can we get a picture with it?"
About his own van, under concrete
Bagel Media, co-host
Brought the bagels. Swallowed some of the driveway. Eats whatever the fair is selling while Kyle talks to the phone.
"I think I swallowed some of the driveway."
SEND IT RIDGE, nine years
Drove eleven hours to show a tank what real power is. Nine years into the channel, he's still paying off Loretta's tires, and he brought her anyway.
Episode 2"It was a great video."
Ridge, afterward
Monster truck, purple
Named after Ridge's grandma, who painted her own portrait on the tailgate. She met the tank in episode 2. The tailgate made it.
"My grandma painted the grandma. That's her doing herself."
Ridge
Logistics
He drove the Bugatti up from Chicago and came back later with the rocket. He's still counting the cash from the first trip.
Save-A-Bunch, night shift
Works the lot the speed bump came from. Hit there twice so far, and he's used to it now.
This site uses bagels. Trev brought them. They're actually really good, don't tell them.
