On the road
The tour
Every stop on the tour happened in one day and two nights. The parking lot is on it twice.
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Last night11:40 PM
Save-A-Bunch parking lot
Picked up a speed bump, because they had six of them and we only needed the one. Nobody was using it.
Guard hit -
Today4:00 AM
Chicago
The delivery guy leaves with the Bugatti on a flatbed and drives it up to the farm.
Still counting -
Today9:30 AM
The shop: test 1
The speed bump at 200 mph. The car barrel-rolled over the shop and landed on its wheels. Dent's arm landed in the soybeans.
Pass -
Today11:00 AM
The shop: test 2
The car wash, with a cement truck. Ten seconds of silence, then it drove out clean.
Pass -
Today1:15 PM
The county bridge job
Test 3, parallel parking with a crane. The keys were in it.
Crane borrowed -
Today2:40 PM
The end of the driveway
Bagel Media were parked there filming. On the way to the field, Kyle and Trev were standing in it.
Hit -
Today3:00 PM
Men's-league football field
Test 4, the line. They held it at 236, their first win ever, and then the speed key came out of Dent's hand.
Sold out -
Today5:30 PM
The field behind the shop
Test 5, the rocket. It hit the speed bump from test 1 and came down on the Bagel Media van.
On fire, then concrete -
Tonight11:50 PM
Save-A-Bunch, again
Dropped the speed bump off. The guard was waiting for us in a neck brace he didn't have the night before.
Returned -
Next weekDate to come
The camera guy's car
Something cheaper. It's already flat.
On sale now
